Stop Blaming Bush and Republicans!

Even the Canadians know it was the Democrats who caused the financial crisis we are in!

What Obama Really Meant

02/10/09

Last night all of us were treated to Obama’s first news conference as our president.  While most of the media is calling it a success I am puking up my cheerios.

As usual, he performed quite well while reading his teleprompters.  He showed his inexperience and inability to stay on point when he began taking questions from the so-called press.  A few of the questions came from actual journalists while others came from bloggers and columnists.  This was the first press conference where those who are not a part of the White House Press Corps were allowed.  However, in case you missed it The Washington Post’s Michael A. Fletcher asked the most pressing question that is on every American’s mind, “What do you think about the admission by baseball star Alex Rodriguez that he once used steroids?”  Idiot.

Obama’s prepared statement was, thankfully, quite short.  For those who are not fluent in ObamaSpeak,  I have provided the short transcript of his statement with what he really meant in red italics.

OBAMA: Good evening, everybody. Please be seated. Hello my little pretties. Thank you for worshiping me.

Before I take your questions tonight, I’d like to speak briefly about the state of our economy and why I believe we need to put this recovery plan in motion as soon as possible.  Before I take questions from my biggest fans like The Huffington Post and Helen Thomas, who really aren’t even journalists, I would like to manipulate you into blindness about my socialist package. Read more

GM Uses Bailout Money in Brazil

02/09/09

You don’t see this reported in the main stream media…

They came to us, hat in hand, and begged for money to save their companies or else thousands of American jobs would be lost and the auto industry would fail thus plummeting our economy into despair beyond repair.  They were so desperate to save those jobs that GM decided to use ONE BILLION of those dollars to renovate their plant in Brazil!

General Motors plans to invest $1 billion in Brazil to avoid the kind of problems the U.S. automaker is facing in its home market, said the beleaguered car maker.

According to the president of GM Brazil-Mercosur, Jaime Ardila, the funding will come from the package of financial aid that the manufacturer will receive from the U.S. government and will be used to “complete the renovation of the line of products up to 2012.”

“It wouldn’t be logical to withdraw the investment from where we’re growing, and our goal is to protect investments in emerging markets,” he said in a statement published by the business daily Gazeta Mercantil.

Time for Jail

02/09/09

A few months ago I was approached about an investment.  The financier made it clear that time was limited and I needed to buy in immediately in order to reap the high returns.  The advisor has now come back and said that if I give him even more of my money to invest he can promise me an even higher outrageous return.  The prospectus lists over a hundred entities that it will be buying into.  Morever, he has provided an incredible list of highly ranked and respected individuals who also bought the investment.  The perpetuation of high returns while requiring an ever increasing flow of new money from investors is called a Ponzi scheme.  It is also called TARP.  It is also called a bailout and most recently, it is also called the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act.

My questions is this:  Why is Maddoff facing criminal charges and Obama, Reid, and Pelosi aren’t?

ObamaNation and the New World Order?

02/08/09

Back when I was in college; around the same time paper was invented, I studied conspiracy theories and the New World Order.  I even wrote a thesis on the subject; most of which I have since forgotten.  However, as I opened my newspaper this morning (ok, I turned on my computer but the visual isn’t as compelling) I felt a familiar pang in my gut.

The past two weeks have been filled with the stimulus bill and the ramming of every ludicrous liberal agenda item into it.  Hardly noticed, except by the viligant, has been talks of reinstituting the Fairness Doctrine (aka., censorship); an unprecedented move by the White House to oversee the 2010 census (congressional districts are determined by the census); and now I am reading the NSC is undergoing a sweeping overhaul “expanding its membership and increasing its authority to set strategy across a wide spectrum of international and domestic issues.”

I don’t know if I should be afraid or if I should go into counseling for paranoia.  But, I do know that my gut is telling me something hinkey is going on.  Our government is on track to expand it’s reach into our businesses, homes, lives, and yes even thoughts in a way never before seen in our nation’s history.  For the past 8 years I have been afraid of terrorists and the possibility of another attack on our soil.  Today, I am afraid of our government and its ongoing attack on us.  Or, maybe I should add some Bailey’s to my coffee and just chill.

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