Obama’s Teleprompter Dies
Yesterday afternoon Obama’s Teleprompter was on overload apparently – it came crashing down in the middle of his speech:
Here are some quips:
If a teleprompter falls on a floor, does Obama make a noise?
Breaking: TOTUS to be buried in Arlington, there will be 24/7 news coverage and Al Sharpton plans on praising TOTUS during the memorial service.
If the President’s TOTUS dies, does that mean Biden’s TOTUS takes over?
Update: Obama plans on stating tomorrow that he inherited TOTUS from Bush “Bush Lied, TOTUS died.”
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Introducing The New GM ObamaMobile!
This new environmentally friendly vehicle will be sure to entice the most progressive of voters. GM is proud to introduce the latest and greatest automobile; the ObamaMobile.
The ObamaMobile runs on oxygen, namely hot air and broken promises. There is only a left side blinker, careful that the car does not head in the right direction. If you happen to find yourself pulled over or required to speak with a travel mate, don’t worry, the ObamaMobile contains two new amenities; Teleprompters, and they will do the talking for you! This car is so great you will be visiting all 57 states in no time. The clear, plastic bubble overhead keeps all liberal voters unaware of reality and safe from Swine Flu. Enjoy and happy motoring… Government motoring that is!
Kim Jong Il’s Response to Obama & U.N. On Future Resolutions…
* Warning: Strong Language at End of Clip
I do not think an explanation is necessary after watching that clip. What is currently going on is too uncanny when thinking about Team America… it’s best to not add my own thoughts here 
The reason for Kim’s actions may best be summed up in his own words and his own song…
Obama Loses His Place Using Teleprompter
The TOTUS strikes again, but this time during a speech at the National Academy of Sciences.
Earlier this morning while giving his speech he got ahead of his script and lost track of where he was.
Laying his plan for a President’s Council of Advisors on Science and Technology, Obama began to name the members of PCAST listed in his prepared remarks – before realizing he’d already introduced them, earlier in his speech.
“In addition to John – sorry, the – I just noticed I jumped the gun here,” Obama said, pausing for several seconds as he looked at the prompter. “Go ahead. Move it up. I had already introduced all you guys.”
The audience, which gave the president a warm reception, responded with a quiet laugh.
Awww Shucks….
