Michelle Obama Understands the Struggles of the Little People… Snort!

Could you imagine if a conservative had said the same thing Michelle Obama did today!?

First lady Michelle Obama called her “current life” in the White House “a very blessed situation, because I have what most families don’t have — tons of support all around, not just my mother, but staff and administration. I have a chief of staff and a personal assistant, and everyone needs that.”

Everyone needs assistants – you measly little people ought to try it some time… it’s not like anyone can take care of themselves on their own. 

“Everyone should have a chief of staff and a set of personal assistants,” Obama said with a laugh as she spoke before a crowd of business executives meeting today during a “Corporate Voices for Working Families” conference at the Mayflower Hotel in Washington.

There she goes again – trying to help out the unemployment rate of the United States…although this doesn’t make much sense considering the lack of individuals available to be assistants if EVERYBODY gets them.

Along with the issues of community service and military families, Obama has said as first lady she wants to focus on the struggles of working families.

Focusing on the struggles of working families means paying for expensive staff, maids, assistants, make-up artists, and hair stylists… I know I do/sarc.

During her 10-minute speech, Obama advocated for sick leave for parents, flexible work hours for employees and on-site child care, which she said “is something that keeps many of us up at night….You’re just wondering where are we going to put our children where we feel like that they’re being safe, that they’re safe and being loved. That will relieve many of the stresses that parents feel on the job throughout the day.”

Well, with the new Michelle Obama Molly Maid service you won’t have to worry about your kids ever again!  They will just take care of them for you…

Must be nice for a woman who remembers as a kid growing on the south side of Chicago being ridiculed for trying to be educated and get good grades.

“I wanted an “A”. I wanted to be smart. I wanted to be the person who had the right answer. And I didn’t care if it was cool – ’cause I remember there were kids around my neighborhood who would say ‘ooh – you talk funny. you talk – like a white girl.’ I heard that growing up my whole life.”

Oh the horror, the agony, the pain!  Of being called a white girl…

In other news, CNN has now confirmed that Obama will eat another hamburger this month, but the location is unknown.  NBC is still waiting for the release of additional photos that show Michelle and Barack held hands crossing the White House lawn, two consequetive days in a row!