Obama’s Teleprompter Dies
Yesterday afternoon Obama’s Teleprompter was on overload apparently – it came crashing down in the middle of his speech:
Here are some quips:
If a teleprompter falls on a floor, does Obama make a noise?
Breaking: TOTUS to be buried in Arlington, there will be 24/7 news coverage and Al Sharpton plans on praising TOTUS during the memorial service.
If the President’s TOTUS dies, does that mean Biden’s TOTUS takes over?
Update: Obama plans on stating tomorrow that he inherited TOTUS from Bush “Bush Lied, TOTUS died.”
Have any other good ones?? Do tell!
“Say It Ain’t So Joe” Has Biden Stuck His Foot In His Mouth Again? “You Betcha!”
We have two classic Joe Biden moments from today!
Not only does Joe Biden make fun of Obama for his security blanket, the TelePrompTer, but he also states that their administration should not be blamed for any GDP growth… wait – WHAT!? LOL!
I think that Goofy Joe doesn’t understand basic English – I believe he made up some words in this next speech about economic growth, which he contradicts, because we all know that a green economy is not a productive one… And remember don’t judge him on GDP growth that doesn’t matter!
Fact Check: Obama’s Latest Presser (AP Article!?)
I can’t believe this article came from AP. The tone of this article was especially striking!
Save this entire article – you may never see the likes of it again from the AP:
“That wasn’t me,” President Barack Obama said on his 100th day in office, disclaiming responsibility for the huge budget deficit waiting for him on Day One.
It actually was partly him — and the other Democrats controlling Congress the previous two years — who shaped the latest in a string of precipitously out-of-balance budgets.
And as a presidential candidate and president-elect, he backed the twilight Bush-era stimulus plan that made the deficit deeper, all before he took over and promoted spending plans that have made it much deeper still.
Obama met citizens at an Arnold, Mo., high school Wednesday in advance of his prime-time news conference. Both forums were a platform to review his progress at the 100-day mark and look ahead.
At various times, he brought an air of certainty to ambitions that are far from cast in stone.
His assertion that his proposed budget “will cut the deficit in half by the end of my first term” is an eyeball-roller among many economists, given the uncharted terrain of trillion-dollar deficits and economic calamity that the government is negotiating.
He promised vast savings from increased spending on preventive health care in the face of doubts that such an effort, however laudable it might be for public welfare, can pay for itself, let alone yield huge savings.
A look at some of his claims Wednesday:
OBAMA: “We began by passing a Recovery Act that has already saved or created over 150,000 jobs.” — from news conference.
THE FACTS: This assertion is flawed on several levels. For starters, the U.S. has lost more than 1.2 million jobs since Obama took office, according to the Bureau of Labor Statistics. Even if Obama’s stimulus bill saved or created as many jobs as he says, that number is dwarfed by the number of recent job losses.
But Obama’s number is murky, at best. The White House has not yet announced how it intends to count jobs created by the stimulus bill. Obama’s number is based on a job-counting formula that his economists have developed but have not made public. Until that formula is announced — probably in the coming week or so — there’s no way to assess its accuracy.
Whatever the formula, economists who study job creation say it will require some creative math. That’s because Obama has lumped “jobs saved” in with “jobs created.” Even economists for organizations that stand to benefit from the stimulus concede it probably is impossible to estimate saved jobs because that would require calculating a hypothetical: how many people would have lost their jobs without the stimulus.
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OBAMA: “We must lay a new foundation for growth, a foundation that will strengthen our economy and help us compete in the 21st century. And that’s exactly what this budget begins to do. It contains new investments in education that will equip our workers with the right skills and training; new investments in renewable energy that will create millions of jobs and new industries; new investments in health care that will cut costs for families and businesses; and new savings that will bring down our deficit.” — news conference.
THE FACTS: While the budget does set a roadmap for achieving the president’s goals, it says nothing about how to pay for his health plan, expected to cost more than $1 trillion over the next 10 years. And while the deficit, under the plan, would drop to $523 billion in 2014, it achieves it with unrealistic assumptions, such as projections that spending in Iraq and Afghanistan will amount to only $50 billion a year.
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OBAMA: “Number one, we inherited a $1.3 trillion deficit. … That wasn’t me. Number two, there is almost uniform consensus among economists that in the middle of the biggest crisis, financial crisis, since the Great Depression, we had to take extraordinary steps. So you’ve got a lot of Republican economists who agree that we had to do a stimulus package and we had to do something about the banks. Those are one-time charges, and they’re big, and they’ll make our deficits go up over the next two years.” — in Missouri.
THE FACTS:
Congress, under Democratic control in 2007 and 2008, controlled the purse strings that led to the deficit Obama inherited. A Republican president, George W. Bush, had a role, too: He signed the legislation.
Obama supported the emergency bailout package in Bush’s final months — a package Democratic leaders wanted to make bigger.
To be sure, Obama opposed the Iraq war, a drain on federal coffers for six years before he became president. But with one major exception, he voted in support of Iraq war spending.
The economy has worsened under Obama, though from forces surely in play before he became president, and he can credibly claim to have inherited a grim situation.
Still, his response to the crisis goes well beyond “one-time charges.”
He’s persuaded Congress to expand children’s health insurance, education spending, health information technology and more. He’s moving ahead on a variety of big-ticket items on health care, the environment, energy and transportation that, if achieved, will be more enduring than bank bailouts and aid for homeowners.
The nonpartisan Committee for a Responsible Federal Budget estimated his policy proposals would add a net $428 billion to the deficit over four years, even accounting for his spending reduction goals. Now, the deficit is nearly quadrupling to $1.75 trillion.
Amateur Hour: Obama Requests Time Slot for May Sweeps and We May Know How to Produce High Approval Ratings for The One
Obama will be giving another press conference next week to mark his 100th day in office. This is another Ego booster for a guy that seems to have an endless supply of narcissism and arrogance.
So Creepy guy has requested a time-slot during May Sweeps prime time. This will yet again delay American Idol and all of his younger voters are getting pretty tired of the TOTUS. This is another PR stunt for him to answer questions regarding his performance over the past 100 days. I think it’s pretty easy to say “it sucked,” although it will turn into another “it’s Bush’s fault,” press conference.
Here were some of the comments on the TV Guide website:
“No! …”
“Definitely get off the TV…”
“He’s such a diva…”
“Again?!?!”
“I voted for, and support President Obama, but this is getting ridiculous.”
Next thing you know we will hear the new Obama National Anthem play in the background when he requests commands to be on air.
Which leads me to what somebody recently figured out regarding these fallacious polls that come out of the DNC’s PR camp (like AP, NBC etc.).
Just read an AP report: the percentage of Americans that think the country is on the right track rose to 48% in March as compared to 40% in February. In light of the unemployment rising, the debacle in foreign affairs etc, I found it unlikely. So I looked into the details of the poll.
73% of the Democrats polled thought we were on the right track
17% of Independents
10% of RepublicansThat made it even more suspicious as to how those numbers could result in a 48% overall right track vote.
So digging deeper, it turns out
36% of those polled were Democrats
18% Republican
26% Independent
18% None claimedIn the 2008 election the spread between Democrats and Republicans was 6.5 percentage points not 18 and independents made up 22% of the vote not 26%.
It appears that there have been similar distortions in the various polls measuring Obama’s approval ratings.
Obama Refuses to Make Statement on Hostage Crisis (Somali Pirates)
Typical from a true politician – pretend that you care about people and are sensitive but, when it really matters show your true colors.
WASHINGTON, April 9 (Reuters) – U.S. President Barack Obama declined to answer reporters’ questions on Thursday on a hostage crisis off the coast of Somalia, where a U.S. ship captain is being held captive by pirates.
Obama was asked to comment on the situation several times by reporters at a White House event on refinancing for homeowners. Obama, however, stuck closely to the script and replied that he wanted to remain focused on housing.
The President of the United States, who just had several citizens taken hostage (who fortunately turned the situation around) and attacked by Somali pirates, has nothing to say? Not even one utterance in regard to the bravery they showed, or a condemnation of the pirates, or a word of concern about the captain who was still a hostage late last night?
I forgot the President cannot go off script – the Teleprompter had nothing in regards to the Pirate situation…
Here is the latest on the situation (the story keeps developing…)
After a Navy Vessel appeared on the scene Thursday morning, there is still a stand-off going on in the middle of the ocean due to the captain still being held hostage by the Somali pirates.
A stand-off was continuing on Thursday between a US navy destroyer and pirates holding a US-flagged ship’s captain hostage, amid signs other pirate-held ships were being moved towards the area.
The USS Bainbridge arrived at the scene on Thursday morning to monitor events aboard the pirate-held lifeboat, containing four pirates and Richard Philips, captain of the Maersk Alabama, the first US-flagged ship to be seized by Somali pirates. The lifeboat ran out of fuel shortly after the pirates left the Maersk Alabama with it on Wednesday following a struggle with the vessel’s 20-strong crew of US citizens.
The crew had handed over a pirate they had held hostage in a deal that would have seen Mr Philips returned, but the pirates reneged on the deal and left in a lifeboat with him, only to run out of fuel only a short distance away.
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The position was complicated, according to one western military analyst, by unexplained movement of previously-captured ships towards the area of the stand-off, in the Indian Ocean 350 miles off the coast of Somalia.
The pirates could be seeking “safety in numbers” in the face of the threat of US military intervention.
“There does seem to be movement of other pirated ships towards the area in question,” the analyst said. “There are a myriad of different reasons why one would do that. There’s apparently some co-ordination going on.”
The incident was the first attack in recent years by Somali pirates on a US-flagged vessel with an American crew.
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The US anti-piracy taskforce declined to comment on how it would respond to the hijacking.
Hillary Clinton, US secretary of state, said while Washington was focused on the latest incident, “more generally, we think the world must come together to end the scourge of piracy”.
At least Hillary said something! But unfortunately, I cannot be excited about what she said or how she said it – her facts are wrong in regards to Moracco and she decides she should laugh off piracy at the end… Shameful.
Should this incident compare with the liberals’ attempt at calling George Bush insensitive while reading to a group of children during 9/11 or his “lack” of action for Katrina?
Obama has already had a lack of action and response for those people in Kentucky who were killed during the ice storms this year and now we have a guy who can’t make a statement about U.S. citizens taken hostage off the coast of Somalia either.




